Look familiar?
That's because you may have seen it in a recent heavy-rotation video on MTV, or perhaps at the Academy Awards on a Hollywood actress whose name we won't mention. Don't be fooled by imitations! This is the ONLY source for authentic copies of the highly popular Gratuitous Pleasures t-shirt!

Painstakingly hand-woven of the finest locally-grown organic cotton by a special task force of UNICEF-approved Esperantan peasant children earning money for college, and quality-inspected by our hard-working programmers themselves in rare moments of free time, this shirt is the very definition of quality.

Tastefully emblazoned with the beloved Gratuitous Pleasures logo. Available in a choice of classic white. In four popular sizes (S, M, L, and XL).

A steal at $12.00

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(Actual size is much larger than shown)

Nuevo!
What says "Gratuitous Pleasures" better than this classic Rubber Duck? Always ready for action on land, air or sea. You may never want to be naked with anyone else. Available by special order only.

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The Gratuitous Pleasures MousPad™, with patented subatomic "magic fingers" action to soothe and relax your mouse.Soft enough to sleep on, springy enough to bounce back into shape after each and every click. Guaranteed cross-browser cross-platform compatibility. Certainly prettier than whatever you're using now. Classic Olympic size or popular retro-futuristic circular design. All for just $12.00

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And don't forget...The Temporary Tattoo Kit
Re-live the "transgressive" 1990's with this pleasant reminder of the foolish innocence of youth. Perfect for the small of the back.